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Thursday, April 3, 2014

STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS… The Awkward Truth About Some Nigerian Husbands.

STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS…
This is the awkward truth about some Nigerian husbands.
There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on: “How to live in a loving relationship with your wife.” The men were asked, "Do you really love your wife?" All the men answered loudly, with a resounding “YES.” Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, some others didn't remember. The men were then told to take out their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART…”
Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again?!
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi (pidgin English meaning, “Do you wanna loans some money?)
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning…?!
6. Is that a new song
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7. Am I dreaming
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8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!
10. Abeg na who be this
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11. What do you want?
12. I will be tired tonight o! (For some “Cookie”)
Please send to your friends so they can have a good laugh.